1. “I’m not lazy, I’m a master of energy conservation.”

2. “I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!”

3. “When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing Angry Birds with you?”

4. “My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate… Now I have 2 Girlfriends!”

5. “Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…”

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6. “Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.”

7. “A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.”

8. “Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s awesome, now run!”

9. “Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.”

10. “Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.”

11. “When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta… No one says I’m fantastic.”

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1. “Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.”

2. “Wonders why people keep doing the same old things but yet expect a different outcome!!”

3. “Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king Or walk like you don’t care, who is the king.”

4. “I am who I am today because of the choice I made yesterday.”

5. “Intelligence can bring you to success. But it’s your attitude that keeps you there. Remember grades don’t define a person… Attitude does.”

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6. “My attitude: I don’t like to take right decision… I take decisions and make them right.”

7. “I define my own life. I don’t let people write my script.”

8. “Stop complaining if you don’t like how things are. Take control… Decide how YOU are going to change it… Think positive… Get rid of the drama… Move Forward.”

9. “We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”

10. “If you are good at something, never do it for free :D”

11. “Free your heart from any …

Happy Anniversary Wishes For Girlfriend

Are you trying to find sweet anniversary messages for her? It is not so easy to write romantic anniversary quotes for her by yourself. If you lack writing skills we have a solution for you — use our romantic anniversary quotes for her. Every quote in our collection is full of love, sentiments, and wisdom. Your woman will be happy to receive such a message. Women pay attention to every detail and their heart will melt after reading your love quotes. Relationships require a bit of creativity in order and inspiration. Boost your feelings with our quotes and the result will not make you wait for a long time. You will see your wife or girlfriend happy with shining eyes.

Anniversary messages for her

Anniversary wishes for girlfriend

Ever since we’ve started going out, life has become a continuous loop of rosy kisses and mellow hugs… something I hope never changes. Happy anniversary!

In the daily humdrum of life, sometimes I take you for granted. Today is the perfect moment to say Thank You …

Happy Birthday Quotes For Boyfriend

Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend: Send a romantic quote to your boyfriend and wish him happy birthday. Write a sweet greeting on a card and keep poking him throughout the day with cute tweets, funny Facebook messages and texts that make him smile. Treat him like a handsome king so that he treats you like his beautiful princess all year round. His special day is also a good opportunity to say I Love You to him if you’ve been waiting for the perfect moment.

Happy anniversary quotes for boyfriend

1) Being with you makes all the knots of life come undone. Happy birthday.

 2) Happy birthday to the guy who’s has always been my heartthrob and heartbeat, never my heartbreak or heartache.

 3) I am the luckiest girl in the world to have a boyfriend like you. Same pinch, because you are the luckiest boyfriend in the world to have a girlfriend like me. Happy birthday.

 4) Happy birthday to the boyfriend that most girls can only dream of having. I love you.

 5) Guys should learn from you, what being …