FUNNY ATTITUDE STATUSES
1. “I’m not lazy, I’m a master of energy conservation.” 2. “I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!” 3. “When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing Angry Birds with you?” 4. “My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate… Now I have 2 Girlfriends!” 5. “Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…” birthday quotes for boss 6. “Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.” 7. “A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.” 8. “Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s awesome, now run!” 9. “Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.” 10. “Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.” 11. “When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta… No one says